How To Make Girls Horny

Having Trouble Turning Your Dates Into Hot Sex?

So you can get dates but you can't get laid?

You have no problem making girls laugh but you're stuck in the friend zone, or the buddy zone or the "you ain't getting any of this pussy zone". You need to learn seduction and the bi-product of seduction is romance. You can't get to the romance if SHE is not horny.

Getting girls horny is more complex than just finding some horny girl. If there were a contingent of horny girls out there I would not be here listening to you read my words out loud at your computer screen. I would be out with my horny girl butterfly net swooping them up.

There are really only three things at the top of my list for making girls horny. These three list toppers are "investments" because SHE is and has the bank: The bank being the pussy of course.

The three that top my list are:

• Play hard to get
• Create suggestive situations
• Seduce with words

The last one will be tough for some because you will literally have to go out on a limb with some of the things that will be coming out of your mouth.

Making girls horny is about understanding at least a little about what they want or need. Women need to "THINK" and thinking about YOU can stimulate them if they are doing it enough. Horny girls merely need a pole to ride and unless your fat or missing limbs, anyone will do.

Playing Hard To Get

The first of three "get her horny tricks" is the trick all women use on men. MAKE THEM WORK. Remember if you are paying the check and opening the doors you should be deciding the "flow". Don't waste a bunch of money on a girl who does not give you the signs EVER that she is horny but just the opposite.

Playing hard to get is for the guys who are almost "there" with a girl and can't tell so you will incorporate "teasing". Teasing is the foundation of playing hard to get. Give HER the impressions you want to fuck her but don't let your ACTIONS show it.

For instance, take her on a date and flirt, flirt, flirt and then at the end of the date when you are certain she wants you to "come in for a while" you say NO. You might have to rub one out that night but you will drive her crazy and each time you take her out in the future she will be waiting for you to jump her bones. Tell her you only care about her but then don't return her call for a day or so.

Surprise her with a flower (waiting for her) on her desk or in her car with a note in "someone else's" handwriting and see if she asks you if you did it. If she doesn't then you're in trouble but if she does you just say no and then leave another telling her to meet you - you are the secret admirer - kinky and fun.

Create Suggestive Situations

The best way to create suggestive situations starts with being forced into positions that might put you two close together.

Example: Take your date to a movie that is boring so you too can goof off and hold hands. She will get impatient with the film and want you both to get out of there where you will take her to the parking lot and go down on her (how to set this up comes in part 3, below).

Take her to a bar if you know she likes dancing. Nothing says horny girl faster than getting funky and getting drunk. If she ever told you a story about her "dancing on a table", take her to the same place.

Take her to an amusement ride - yes a roller coaster. Studies show that when a woman is scared, shocked or excited by "thrills" it actually increases the libido.

Make her dinner at home. This is one of the best suggestive and sexy situations to get a girl horny on the entire list. It is so sensual watching a man cook for a woman and in this case he can even be fat… yes fat people cooking is sexy and makes girls horny (care to test it?).

Seduce With Words

Remember I told you that you would have to go out on a limb in this category to make girls horny. Seducing with words is not about saying, "I wanna fuck you". That is something you say with your eyes, not your mouth. But you can say just about everything else including, "I would love to go down on you".

Yes, I have used that line with girls and I will tell you why. Once I was on a date and she was a hot brunette with super dark eyes and caramel skin. The only problem was we were both bored as hell! We struggled in conversation as the meal ended and I knew the tricks I had been using had not worked.

I made a few jokes and then finally when I realized she did not want more wine I suggested, "I have an idea, since its getting late and you seem a little bored why don't we go over to the golf course and I will go down on you on one of the fairways."

She laughed the hardest she had all night long and said, "You don't want to go to your house, I am surprised." I replied, "I live 5 miles from here and you might change your mind but the golf course is across the street and you don't have to reciprocate, I just thought it would be nice to end the evening with you having an orgasm in my mouth on the beautiful grass."

She laughed again and chugged her wine and then just stared at me. She said, "You're naughty". I said, "You wait until you feel me go down on you, then you will know it for sure."

That is just one story and it could have failed miserably but "You can't have the fruit if you don't go out on a limb." The truth is that girl was very naughty but I was trying to be Mr. Niceguy all night and that turned her OFF. Another thing you could say to cause trouble is, "Why don't we go for a Jacuzzi, I don't have a jacuzzi but we can try and find one" (trust me if she goes on a jacuzzi hunt with you, you've got a horny girl on your hands). Just watch out for the home owners!

That's it gang, it is that simple, only 3 things and if you seize these opportunities when they come up it will be your stick that comes up… for air. No when to quit and move on and no when to stop making the "investment."

The only investment worth making is one that brings a return. Just ask the bank.