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Thursday, August 31, 2006

How To Make Girls Horny

Having Trouble Turning Your Dates Into Hot Sex?

So you can get dates but you can't get laid?

You have no problem making girls laugh but you're stuck in the friend zone, or the buddy zone or the "you ain't getting any of this pussy zone". You need to learn seduction and the bi-product of seduction is romance. You can't get to the romance if SHE is not horny.

Getting girls horny is more complex than just finding some horny girl. If there were a contingent of horny girls out there I would not be here listening to you read my words out loud at your computer screen. I would be out with my horny girl butterfly net swooping them up.

There are really only three things at the top of my list for making girls horny. These three list toppers are "investments" because SHE is and has the bank: The bank being the pussy of course.

The three that top my list are:

  • Play hard to get
  • Create suggestive situations
  • Seduce with words

The last one will be tough for some because you will literally have to go out on a limb with some of the things that will be coming out of your mouth.

Making girls horny is about understanding at least a little about what they want or need. Women need to "THINK" and thinking about YOU can stimulate them if they are doing it enough. Horny girls merely need a pole to ride and unless your fat or missing limbs, anyone will do.

Playing Hard To Get

The first of three "get her horny tricks" is the trick all women use on men. MAKE THEM WORK. Remember if you are paying the check and opening the doors you should be deciding the "flow". Don't waste a bunch of money on a girl who does not give you the signs EVER that she is horny but just the opposite.

Playing hard to get is for the guys who are almost "there" with a girl and can't tell so you will incorporate "teasing". Teasing is the foundation of playing hard to get. Give HER the impressions you want to fuck her but don't let your ACTIONS show it.

For instance, take her on a date and flirt, flirt, flirt and then at the end of the date when you are certain she wants you to "come in for a while" you say NO. You might have to rub one out that night but you will drive her crazy and each time you take her out in the future she will be waiting for you to jump her bones. Tell her you only care about her but then don't return her call for a day or so.

Surprise her with a flower (waiting for her) on her desk or in her car with a note in "someone else's" handwriting and see if she asks you if you did it. If she doesn't then you're in trouble but if she does you just say no and then leave another telling her to meet you - you are the secret admirer - kinky and fun.

Create Suggestive Situations

The best way to create suggestive situations starts with being forced into positions that might put you two close together.

Example: Take your date to a movie that is boring so you too can goof off and hold hands. She will get impatient with the film and want you both to get out of there where you will take her to the parking lot and go down on her (how to set this up comes in part 3, below).

Take her to a bar if you know she likes dancing. Nothing says horny girl faster than getting funky and getting drunk. If she ever told you a story about her "dancing on a table", take her to the same place.

Take her to an amusement ride - yes a roller coaster. Studies show that when a woman is scared, shocked or excited by "thrills" it actually increases the libido.

Make her dinner at home. This is one of the best suggestive and sexy situations to get a girl horny on the entire list. It is so sensual watching a man cook for a woman and in this case he can even be fat… yes fat people cooking is sexy and makes girls horny (care to test it?).

Seduce With Words

Remember I told you that you would have to go out on a limb in this category to make girls horny. Seducing with words is not about saying, "I wanna fuck you". That is something you say with your eyes, not your mouth. But you can say just about everything else including, "I would love to go down on you".

Yes, I have used that line with girls and I will tell you why. Once I was on a date and she was a hot brunette with super dark eyes and caramel skin. The only problem was we were both bored as hell! We struggled in conversation as the meal ended and I knew the tricks I had been using had not worked.

I made a few jokes and then finally when I realized she did not want more wine I suggested, "I have an idea, since its getting late and you seem a little bored why don't we go over to the golf course and I will go down on you on one of the fairways."

She laughed the hardest she had all night long and said, "You don't want to go to your house, I am surprised." I replied, "I live 5 miles from here and you might change your mind but the golf course is across the street and you don't have to reciprocate, I just thought it would be nice to end the evening with you having an orgasm in my mouth on the beautiful grass."

She laughed again and chugged her wine and then just stared at me. She said, "You're naughty". I said, "You wait until you feel me go down on you, then you will know it for sure."

That is just one story and it could have failed miserably but "You can't have the fruit if you don't go out on a limb." The truth is that girl was very naughty but I was trying to be Mr. Niceguy all night and that turned her OFF. Another thing you could say to cause trouble is, "Why don't we go for a Jacuzzi, I don't have a jacuzzi but we can try and find one" (trust me if she goes on a jacuzzi hunt with you, you've got a horny girl on your hands). Just watch out for the home owners!

That's it gang, it is that simple, only 3 things and if you seize these opportunities when they come up it will be your stick that comes up… for air. No when to quit and move on and no when to stop making the "investment."

The only investment worth making is one that brings a return. Just ask the bank.

82 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha very true i'm afraid...

specially number 1 and 3...loved them!

good job!

Anonymous said...

Seducing a girl with words > Every other tactic.

I've made girls horny just by talking to them on IMs, if you are good at what you do you can get any girl in bed.

Anonymous said...

I agree - i have also made girls horny on IMs, just by teasin them and being suggestive.

greatsmile said...

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Anonymous said...

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You Know Who said...

greatsmile
then what the fuck are you doing on here bitch ass nigger ooooooo ya thats right dont be going around saying "y u guys here" if your the opne heree doing the same thing y are you here? huh?

David said...

Damn,If I said "I wanna go down on you" to a girl,I'd get slapped!(And It wouldn't be the first time lol)You got lucky that night!I never get such luck.:(

Anonymous said...

i think i know my stuff enough but im here to perfect my skills by looking at tactics that other experienced people use.

Anonymous said...

Fuk ya all, if it is true o not, bt it wil b a realy big help 4 newbies hu wanna fuk 24/7jiz

Anonymous said...

Not only did he come here, he came back lmao.

Anonymous said...

YOUR ALL FAGS, WHY DONT YOU ALL JUST FUCK EACH OTHER, PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT. AND I'M PERFECT ALREADY, I LOOKED AT THIS JUST TO MAKE FUN OF PPL WHO CANT TURN OTHER PPL ON. IT'S HILARIOUS HOW ALL THE PPL YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKED ARE JUST FAGS.

Anonymous said...

I've gotta say, playing hard to get is the hardest but the best, especially if you're always using seductive words.

Anonymous said...

MAN sudicing chicks with words is definately the best I've tapped so many asses just by talking with the girl for like a couple minutes!!!

Anonymous said...

MOST OF THIS IS BULLSHIT! I disagree, I am a woman, and if a guy did all this he wouldnt be in my bed.

Anonymous said...

u want to get her wet whisper in her ear in public about kiny shit and walk off as if u said nothin. she will wonder and want to track u down. that works easily if u have sex appeal

Anonymous said...

huh i came to this site to see if i could make any improvements and there is one or two things i could improve on but for the most part im doin pretty good. id say about half the time my girl wants it more than i do

Anonymous said...

WAT DA FUCK this shit just cracked me up specially the 3 one wat da fuck "i wanna have orgasm in your mouth" wat da fuk...look... homey if u can't git none den u can't git none u a lil'pussy a lil'gay ball shit mane damn only geek, nerds, dick wads, and losers will read this lil' thing but da guy dat posted this u a G u got a bitch going down thats nice but c'mon bitches i can fuk 3 girls at the same time with out me tellin dem i wanna fuck u wat da fuck u tryna be like akon tellin a girl i wanna fuck you god dammit wats wrong wit ppl just go wit yo instict and and grow some goliat balls damn ppl if you grew up in the projects like me or da ghetto you'll know wat it do

Anonymous said...

your just stupid. oooh look at me im a gangsta. sieriosly u r a dumbass 2 spend your time tellin ppl theyre not gangsta. wow.

Anonymous said...

WOW.

Anonymous said...

hey im a teenage chick and just reading this made me horny, but it also made me laugh my ass off. guys u try too hard, i like guys who can just chill and have fun around me. dont play hard to get cuz that pisses me off. just be a casual cool guy and be yourself! and ya if u told me u wanted to go down on me i would slap you, unless you did it in a joking way cuz that might turn me on.......

Anonymous said...

man yal mo fo stupid as fuk a man dont be fukin contradiktin ur selfs if u get horny by dis amature shit u hitin the bed wit dis niga im 15 an i proly snach more hows dan all yall all u gata do is have swag be ur self and just say it strait up if u dont go guts or balls an sex apeel u sleep. and u gone rub of every nite wach fukin porn videos, alls u gata do is get a girl hi or somethin. eez dis shit aint roket sience and dont eva let a girl play wit yo mind if she try to jus be like a stop beetin round da bush u wnt me ta go down or not ....

o and just incase u were wonderin a freind who aint got no life refered me to dis bu;ll shit damn yall aint got no game wow.

Anonymous said...

Making a girl horny over im, wow you must be a stud. And have a fake picture to go along with that.
hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

hey man, theres a difference between gangster and an ugly, fat, and lonely virgin who cant spell a freaking thing right, like you. get 'em straight, but that would be hard for you, wouldn't it? im just taking a "refresher course" to impress the mrs.

Anonymous said...

hahah that gansta guys a faggot he's so try hard i bet he is some lanky anno cunt sitting behind a computer with porn runnin in the next window

Anonymous said...

LOL. I'm a girl myself and NONE of these seem like they would work unless the female was some sort of easy idiot. "I would love to go down on you"? Lol. I would smack a boy for saying that to me even IF we were dating for months. Fail "Seduction Tutor".

Anonymous said...

Getting a girl online is not the same as it is in the REAL world. Your online talking on IM, with a girl that makes you think shes horny, but , shes not...xD Well that just means you got PWNED and cant get none cus you be talking on IM's with girls when you should be talking face to face getting them REALLY horny! xD

Anonymous said...

fuvk pussy!! GET DICK!!!
IN MY ASS

Anonymous said...

nice, I have used IMs too. But it seems like the others will work too.(:

Anonymous said...

Ive Done The Same But Through Text Messeges

Anonymous said...

Why Do You Feel The Need To Capitalize Every Single Word. It's Not Correct.

Anonymous said...

just now what makes the girl horny, if you know that then your getting sex as often as you want, cause the girl will be so turned on by everything you say she wont be able to resist fucking you all night long

Anonymous said...

black niggers like to get raped in the asshole and pick cotton. nothing better than raping a big lip nigger

Anonymous said...

i've gotta lock my pc into the wall... way too many niggers on stolen computers these days.

Anonymous said...

i agree buncha cock sucking fag niggers man rape these cunt niggers gurila shit throwing monkeys jiggaboos

Anonymous said...

u fuckin white trash black ppl dont get rape bitch faggot ass whiteboys like yoself bitch i wish u lived here well hang u bitch nigga dat

chris said...

Wow. The majority of people who chose to comment on this thread are complete imbeciles.

And too the chicks that say "something like that will never work"; Shut up. You obviously don't know a thing about the human mind. It's ALL personal tastes and distastes.

My girlfriend loves when I talk dirty to her. She'll even ask what I want to do to her. Yet, some other females might find something relevant to that a giant turn-off.

So, what I'm trying to say is..
Think and reason. Some may like it, others may not.

Anonymous said...

I am 17 and love it when guys talk dirty! But it is often hard for me to find a guy who likes me for me, not just cus I am bi. Many of my male friends insist on telling their friends i Am bi, and once or twice boys have gotten me and my girlfriend drunk to see us make out. But you are right, alot depends on personal taste. I also enjoy boys ( and girls ) who do all those tricks biting/sucking your lip etc. while making out and guys who let me touch and "play" with them freely even if we rnt going out...

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Anonymous said...

all you dumb asses better lube up the hands because you will need it if your listening to these dreamers....the secret to my sucsess is 1- Be nice 2-give plenty os suttle little complimants.. 3- make her laugh. if she drops her pants at this point and you go for it.a trip to the clinic will probably follow. classy ladies take time to win over , if all else fails when you introduce yourself try this... HI MY NAME IS LEN IN VERY WEALTHY.

;l said...

lol the comments are a good waste of time

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a bunch of geeks discussing ways they WOULD make a woman horny

Try these ideas.

1.
Not coming off as a desperate creep. meaning show some interest but as soon as she makes it apparent she is not interested, STOP TRYING. but still talk to her if she talks to you

2. MAKE HER LAUGH! somehow, just fucking do it.

3. show er somehow that you KNOW youre a catch, and that if she isnt interested then someone else is, do this by just staying confident

4. dress nice, groom yourself properly and speak in a somewhat normal fashion, be your self, not trying to mbe something "dope and undaground" you guys are GOOF BALLS

again, GOOF BALLS. Big spherical masses of gooves.

Anonymous said...

I personally a women love it when my boyfriend gets aggressive and he sometimes cuts me off with a kiss but also I like it when he tells me what to do like some times he'll move my hand or arm I also like to be pushed and love teasing and if a guys hands are cold it's extra exciting to get me in a kissing mood he tickles me on my waist and pulls me toasted him and he starts slowly kissing me and if I try to pull back he kisses me real hard and then starts kissing me faster and rubs his hands up and down my sides and then French kissing starts and he ays with my shirt and as I said cold hands make it more exciting and intense and here comes the teasing he starts to run his hand down slowly till he gets to my bum and pushes me up and squeezes very gently and starts to run my bum and works his way around to my front pockets and starts to rub the part just above my v and then starts on kissing my neck to my ear and nibbles on my ear and pulls my v on his I and I get very worked up all over as he does this he usually bites down gently on the sore part of my arm and rubs the inside of my calfs and by then I'm completely ready to have sex

Anonymous said...

its simple as this....just rape them. It's not that hard just take her outside and kiss her. Don't stop and if she starts yelling, choke her. Finally, have sex with her when she has wasted all of her energy. It's easy and fun to rape girls.

Marie said...

I'm 22 and I'm a woman with a moderately active sex life. I can tell you all; this guy has the right idea, but remember , every woman is different. So don't try seducing with words until you know what you're dealing with. Trust me, that limb can snap, I've seen it happen and even laughed or been disgusted. It does NOT turn a woman on to have a guy rub up on her and say "let's go fuck bitch". I've had it happen, and if you've ever said that to a tall brunette, and you had a black eye and several uncomfortable bruises, hello again. But really, what turns a girl on (usually) is a guy who's sincere about it. And chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Whoever said just rape them what is wrong with you were you dropped as a baby then picked up and punted across the hospital then thrown seriously thats just wrong and illegal in so many ways

Anonymous said...

Treat 'em mean, keep ;em keen!!
fuck that. Been nice, play nice and wait for the time to happen. Don't listen to all this bullshit. When the time comes, you will know what to do. just be yourself and it will come instinctively. And all you Gangsta wannabe's, do us all a favour and go play gta or sum shit!!! much love. "The King Of Magic"

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Anonymous said...

I wanna fuck a Chineese bitch so bad. :p

Anonymous said...

whats with all the wiggers on here?

Niki said...

Omfg i can't believe you guys think about chicks like this!!! Girls have feelings!!! Play the Mr sensitive kind of guy and say seductive things and your set. But remember girls do have feelings.

Anonymous said...

Am abt 2 fuck a 14 yr old and u? hahahaha

Anonymous said...

When ever u want

Red Foo said...

Alright time to be truthfull. One guy here had a point. Start lathering your hands with lotion. Its about phsycology. To make a girl horny you must understand there most basic instincts. And that's actualy to breed and to take care of the young untill they are old enough to survive. Men however are ment to impregnate and to hunt to provide for the pack. IE. Men will have a higher sex drive then girls because our job is to spread our seed eveary where and to do it with any partner we can get inside. But females have a good sized sex drive too they just are less occupied on there natural fealing's. so infact the way to get a girl naked and in your bed is a bit of Sexual aggresion and animal instincts. (No not rape. If she says get off me you sickO thats usualy your clue to not only get off but leave) So try being sexualy aggressive know what yoou want to beat around the bush too mutch may drive it away to find better places (Men)

Anonymous said...

Whoa,HYFR,dhan gettin effin ready for tonight,am gonna try it all.
AM so damn sure I can get it tonight...
#leggo

Anonymous said...

Ya cause your probably fat and butt fuck ugly just reading your comment makes my dick limp. Fuckin wanna be slut

Anonymous said...

Seduction tutor.. judging from the comments i would say gangsta fuk ya in ya ass wit my black azz dick.... niggers only hoes wanna fuck a black ass nigg or fat white bitches.. plus you guys smell like shit you niggas ain't no tyreese you more biz markie lookin fat retarded motha fuckas... shit yall aint coo cause you misspell words an talk like you have down sydrome.. YES MY NIGGLETTS I AM A RACIST but i have a black man dick so fuck yoself dick suckers

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

im a woman and jus readin dis made me wanna get fuckd harda than hell. #soooowet

Anonymous said...

Evry1 here look up Pandora's Box it's about phcology and it reads girls minds so see becomes in love with u and it's never ending love.

Evan Coale said...

Evan Coale
love girls and bi girls,so i accept anyone for who they are im 19 and i am single and have had sex before so.and im a really kind guy and do whatever women want so if you wanna have sex text me.
my number [765]620-6618

Anonymous said...

look at you guys if your so horny you came to the right girl

That Other Black Guy said...

I see you're into that hood nigga shit. I am also a gangsta and as such, feel compelled to be a real nigga as well. I have fond memories of riding round and gettin it with my homies and occasionally engaging in hoodrat extra curriculars. It's nice to see I'm not the only baller and/or shot caller who be doin it big here on the inter web.

Sincerely,
That Real Nigga Jay, esquire.

That Other Black Guy said...

Mfw that last you wrote sentance was the whole fucking point...

Also lol, I've had experience being ugly and being hot with the same personality.....its not your fault but girls really do care about looks more than personality. It's not an attack at your gender, you basically care about as much as guys do, but its in lady like to admit it. You wanna make hot nice guys. Next time a guy friend asks what girls want in a guy, be honest. Mention the physical too. Wait I'm on a huge tangent.....guess I'm still pissed all my chick friends told me to keep working on my inner self back in the day. Lol we guys take things very literally.

Anonymous said...

are all u guys niggers

Anonymous said...

give me your # bc i'll be your girl

bad bitch said...

does anyone live in defiance,OH?

Anonymous said...

Haha you sure got bunch of shit to say...!

sexy pussy said...

u guys r fuckin gay niggers that like to fuck each other.
half of u guys just put lol a bunch of times.
i know its a free website but i wanna fuckin see some horny comments!

Anonymous said...

Women don't know what they want!
There for they should be manipulated!

Anonymous said...

She's Bekng honest? No decent girl wants to be treated like that... Only decent guys would know that.

Anonymous said...

why don;t you niggers get off this site and let some normal people use it!!! Assholes, i bet you brag because in reality you couldn't fuck a snake if someone pulled its teeth and held its mouth open.

Anonymous said...

If you ask me all you have to do is be calm and slip on a few lines every now and then and you will get the girl for sure ..... Also you are all a bunch of fuck tards who can't spell properly and can't use proper words you fucking twats..... Only joking but seriously use real spelling for words because it does piss me off a little bit.

Anonymous said...

Hello .. Just asking what is everyone's obsession with the word nigger ... You are all a bunch of racists and not many girls like racism so your gunna get no girls like this

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Dis nigga right hur....just tryin 2 get some puss puss....so don't b hatin. Da fuck is y'all yellin
bout.....uve neva seen a llloooonnnngggg DICK!!!!
Oh u gone learn today.

Anonymous said...

Kissing there neck works to to get laid

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