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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Laws of Men

Here are laws of men laid out in the Bible.

  1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
  2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following:
    • When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    • The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
    • After wrecking your boss's car.
    • One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
    • When she is using her teeth.
  3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
  4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
  5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
  6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
  7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
  8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
  9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
  10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
  11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
  12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
  13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
  14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
  15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
  16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
  17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
  18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
  19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
  20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
  21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    • Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    • C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    • Another set and we can hit the showers!
  22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
  23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
  24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
  25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
  26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
  27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
  28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Why She Doesn’t Appreciate Your Kindness

Here is a short article by Ross Jeffries. It kind of goes with the whole why do girls not go for the nice guy question. The more I think about I realize that most women are correct in their conclusions about the overly nice guy. Below is Ross’s thoughts on the idea.

I can say from personal experience that women of Russian origin are similar to Asian women in that they view niceness and acts of kindness as indicators of strength, whereas American women view niceness and acts kindness as indicators of weakness.

Here is MY answer:

Uh uh uh…depends Depends. Depends.

If it reeks of need or pressure, they don’t want it.

If it’s freely given or given from a place of abundance AND you have established authority and respect, it’s usually a-ok.

Most unappreciated “kindness” is unappreciated because:

  1. You didn’t establish respect/authority or get any investment from her in the interaction/transaction BEFORE the kindness.
  2. She’s a twist and just doesn’t trust any kindness. Ok. They are out there. Best to run away or play the villain only a VERY short while. But aware, please: if you stare into the abyss to get your cues and clues on how to respond and behave, the abyss also stares long and hard into you. And what it gazes at it molds and shapes. So don’t look long.
  3. It wasn’t really kindness but need or pressure.
  4. She’s a super-twist and not only doesn’t trust kindness, she WANTS to be punished. Run, RUN, R-U-N away.
  5. She doesn’t like the psychological pressure of having to live up to the ideal you think of her as; putting her on a pedestal gives her cramps, a nose bleed and a nasty migraine, so she kicks you in the face as she steps off to be human.
  6. You are giving her the kindness you THINK she wants or that you enjoy giving and not what the kindness she really needs. If she craves physical affection and you buy her gifts it isn’t her fault that you aren’t paying attention.

Given the right context and a reasonably ok psyche (and it isn’t that rare) most women will soak up appropriate, NON NEEDY, NON PUSHY kindness. Some are twists. Some just crave excitement and drama and dominance more than the cuddlies, wuddlies and warm fuzzies. The most confusing ones crave one over the other depending on their mood of the day or time of the month.

Bottom line:

  1. Screen your woman
  2. Establish boundaries, self-respect/authority in her world.
  3. Those who require punishment or who never trust kindness need to be left behind. After some experiences (some painful ones probably) you will develop the intuition to quickly tell who’s who in this regard.
  4. Get a good initial read, if you can, on whether they more strongly prefer excitement, drama and being dominated to being cared for and looked after, or in what proportion they want each. I prefer a woman who is a good mix of both; if she doesn’t like excitement she’s probably a lousy fukkk. If she can’t take kindness, then I can’t open my heart to her and the sex becomes nothing more than an energy dump; fun, but numbing and draining.

Hint: Learn to read the chakra at the hara or t’an t’ien. which relates to power and will issues and you will get an idea of where they are at. And EXPECT the unexpected because with women, it IS going to happen.


How To Create Attraction

Discover The Traits That Create Attraction - Then Use These Traits To Pick Up Women

Traits That Trigger Attraction

Someone once told me that a man's attraction to a female is 80% physical. I disagree - I believe initially it is 100% physical... though the percentage changes to other categories the longer he knows her.

Men are wired a little differently than females because as much as females love an attractive man - they seek a "good" man or a man of substance and character. The longer they get to know the man he becomes more appealing or attractive to her physically because he is attractive to her mentally.

Physical attraction is hardwired in the brain with many people who have a "TYPE". If your type is a blonde with big boobs then she will always get your attention and you will seek or hunt that "type". If you like the intelligent type then you might be attracted to good looks that are accompanied by "intelligent looks".

Certain personality traits signal or trigger attraction to the opposite sex like for instance charm or charisma. These characteristics - charm & charisma can not be seen necessarily but are felt by the other person and are massive contributors to feeling attraction but more importantly CREATING ATTRACTION.

Build It... She Will Come

You can make yourself more attractive in the obvious and traditional sense as well and actually you should start right there. If you hang out at places where guys where nice shirts then you should probably make sure that you have a nice shirt.

I am not saying you have to be materialistic but you must give yourself some style if you want to stand out in a crowd. With that said - being in top physical shape is going to increase your attraction factor considerably.

Dressing nice all the time is great but if you look great UNDRESSED that is even better for creating attraction. Females want a guy who takes care of himself and works out. Working out takes discipline and stamina - two things you can't go without in a relationship. That makes you a good candidate right away. If you are in shape and you dress well then that is a BONUS.

Creating attraction is like creating ATMOSHPHERE - If you can create an atmosphere that is conducive to easy communication and comfort for her then you will see her respond. Women might notice you if you are tall dark and handsome but she will notice you more if you are smiling and appearing to be having a good time. Women inherently want to smile and have fun so when the see others and most especially men in a jovial or jocular mood - THAT is a fun atmosphere.

Think about this in the world of interpersonal relationships, flirting and creating attraction: (example) Imagine standing in the grocery store line and there is a girl behind you - if you keep turning around and staring at her even with a smile without saying anything she will think you are creepy.

* Now on the other hand if you offer to let her go ahead of you in line it will be her who has to thank you as well as do the "turning around". That is a small example of how to Create Attraction from a tiny social situation.

The way to determine how to do what I just stated in EVERY situation is to think to your self as it happens what would be most beneficial to her and how can you change the ATMOSPHERE to a more congenial setting.

Throw A Party

Want to really turn it up notch in the attraction laboratory then "throw a party". I like to throw parties occasionally and I will go out of my way to invite females that I "just met". A party is a place where they can bring their friends to party with them so they feel comfortable going and they know there will be other guys there as well. A party is a place where all the singles can mingle and there is NO PRESSURE on anyone to do anything other than…party.

Social gatherings CREATE ATTRACTION for everyone because you feel like you are surrounded by like minded people looking to do the same things as you. You can get a feel for how much they drink or how loud or how cute their laugh is and see if they are a big flirt or just a big flirt with you.

If you are unable to throw a party then make sure that if you get invited to one you don't turn it down. Females go to parties to have a great time - hopefully it will be with you.

It is not your responsibility to be the life of the party all the time or to be the best looking guy in the room or the best dressed all the time. That will be attractive to some but not all for the right reasons - your responsibility is to take each woman individually and deal with her one on one without a premeditated script.

Treat her like you would your sister and make her laugh like your best friend and she will want to know everything about you. Be you and don't compromise to impress anyone.

Creating attraction should come naturally to both you and the person you are feeling it with. Never force attraction because it will never work out. For instance, if you have to convince someone you are worthy of a date then they will always being questioning if you are worthy of a date.

If you go with the flow and make your self polite, accessible, charming and generous you will be noticed for those qualities first and foremost. Luckily for men women don't base the initial judgment of us 100% on physical appearance as we do them or some guys would be alone forever.

Make yourself someone worth knowing and the rest will fall in your lap.